
"Life is too short to blend in."
"It’s sexier when a girl is flirty but she doesn’t do anything. I think women should be confident and strong, and they often underestimate themselves and give in to men. Girls need to calm down and realise that sex isn’t everything. It’s frightening. Women are getting as bad as boys now for sleeping around."
Mark Manne launched celebrity ballad, 'The Paris Hilton Song' with lyrics: 'Paris, I want to hit you in the face with a bat, Because you pampered your dog, then got rid of her when she got fat.' ... 'Paris Hilton, why do I even know your name? Is it the short skirts? No! The Simple Life? No! It's cause you'll have s*x with anything. You're so mean, all bathed in green, an amateur p*rno queen, Go away, just go away from here, go away.'
"It's traditional for an heiress to be raised in a sheltered way. No one thinks that's true of me, but it actually was. "
"I'm totally normal. I think it's obnoxious when people demand limos or bodyguards. I eat at McDonald's or Taco Bell. My parents always taught us to be humble. We're not spoiled."
"I don't want to be known as the granddaughter of the Hiltons. I want to be known as Paris."
"I give people what they want. I am the embodiment of the American dream."
"Smoking is so sexy. It's like so cool how you all smoke everywhere in the U.K."
"The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday."
"No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy."
"A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend."
"I’m an actress, a brand, a businesswoman. I’m all kinds of stuff."
"I''m the closest thing there is to American royalty."
"If you have a beautiful face you don't need big fake boobs to get anyone's attention."
"I didn’t want to be like all these socialites – they sit at home, and go to the debutant ball, and marry some rich guy and that’s it. That’s all they do. I wanted to do my own thing so I could buy whatever I want, do whatever I want."
"I think the biggest misconception about me is that I'm this spoiled brat. But I'm not. I'm the total opposite."
"People think I'm stupid. But I'm smarter than most people."
"I went to Wal-Mart for the first time. I always thought they sold wallpaper. I didn't realize it has everything. You can get anything you want there for really, really cheap."
"I desperately hate one thing about my body. I have size 11 feet. Yeah, it sucks, because I see all these super cute shoes in the stores -- Guccis, YSLs, Manolos. And when they bring them out in my size, they look like clown shoes."
"The only person who really knows me is Nicky. And not many people know this, but my sister is one of the funniest people you'll ever meet."
"The Backstreet boys were so ten years ago. Whatever."
"I thought it was cute to play a dumb blonde. On TV, I do it because it's funny. I consider myself a businesswoman and a brand. I don't enjoy going out anymore. It's such a pain. It's everyone saying, 'Let's do a deal! Can I have a picture?' I'm just, like, 'These people are such losers. I can't believe I used to love doing this.'"
"Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything."
"I’m like an American princess."
"Wal-Mart, what's that? Do they, like, make walls there?"
"The only rule is don't be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is too short to blend in."